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Joke of the Day
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
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"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"
"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""
"Dicks are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever sucks JUST ONE!!"
"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"
"While walking home from the gym... I saw one of my aerospace engineer buddies at Starbucks. He was buried in his work when I walked next to him and asked, ""bruh, do you even lift?"""
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"
"What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."
"What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."