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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."

"Rules for meeting a puppy: 1 be cool 2 pet it 3 do not steal it 4 stop running from the owner 5 put it down 6 this isn't worth jail time"

"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"

"Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat."

"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"

"Did you hear about the starving horse? He was so hungry, he ate himself"

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command."

"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."

"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."