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Joke of the Day
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."
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"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."
"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."
"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"
"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."
"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""