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Joke of the Day
"Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
"Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo"
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"
"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."