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Joke of the Day

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"

"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."

"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."

"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"

"I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping."

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*"