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Joke of the Day

"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"

"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."

"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."

"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"

"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."

"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree."