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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
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"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille."
"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."
"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"
"Dear Autocorrect, She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I'm never getting laid."
"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""