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Joke of the Day

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""

"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."

"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."

"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"

"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."

"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."