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Joke of the Day
"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"
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"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."
"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"
"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."
"My church was going to have a sermon on prophecy today... but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."
"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."
"The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles."
"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"