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Joke of the Day

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)"

"What Do you call an alligator in a vest? An a investigator."

"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."

"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""

"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"