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Joke of the Day
"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
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"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."
"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."
"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."
"What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"I like how the dude in the next self-checkout lane is trying to disarm me with small talk like we don't both know this is a goddamn race"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."