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Joke of the Day

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"

"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"

"I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes."

"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"

"My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level."

"What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird."

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"