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Joke of the Day

"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"

"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""

"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"

"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""

"Doctor: What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry? Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok?"

"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""

"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."

"Have you heard of drooling Jesus? He's offering salivation."

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"