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Joke of the Day

"Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"

"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."

"Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI"

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"CPR is a lot like church... CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR."

"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."

"What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."