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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."

"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"

"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."

"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"Words cannot describe how cute you are... but numbers can tho, you're a 3/10"

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."