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Joke of the Day
"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"
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"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!"
"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"
"The truth You'll never see a church with free wifi. I guess it's because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works"
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
"kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever."
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer."
"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."