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Joke of the Day
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
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"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."
"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."
"Looks like someone is stealing our jokes from r/jokes I was sent this by my roomate, http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless What shall we do reddit?"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
"Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes? Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there?!'"
"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"
"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"