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Joke of the Day
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess we're wombmates!"
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"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."
"Why is Diego's slogan ""Go Diego Go"" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
"Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."
"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."