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Joke of the Day

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."

"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."

"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."

"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"Are hamburgers male? Yes because they're boygers not girlgers!"

"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

"What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar."

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas. I guess they didn't understand what I meant when I said ""I wanna watch""."