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Joke of the Day
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
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"A man walks into a bar... and stays there my entire childhood."
"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"So annoying when Mexican women at Walmart pretend they don't know where the cleaning supply aisle is."
"A man overdosed on viagra No joke. http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/current-affairs/dad-takes-35-viagra-pills-as-a-dare-20150920-gjqqt7.html"
"Sometimes, I like to read the bible in public and yell out, ""Oh Bullshit!"""
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"
"I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?"
"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"