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Joke of the Day

"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""

"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."

"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"

"Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock."

"Jewish having a hard time concentrating Go join a concentration camp"

"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"

"~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*"

"It's dumb for me to spend money on porn or sex... ... that's a lot of money wasted on 3 and a half minutes."