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Joke of the Day

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"

"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."

"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""

"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."

"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"

"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""

"Ok r/jokes, i know you got jokes, but i want to hear some puns! I know there is an r/puns, but just humor me."

"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"