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Joke of the Day
"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"
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"If you have Parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language."
"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out."
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"
"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."
"Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb ""to walk"" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ..."
"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."