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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."
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"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash."
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"Nostradamus comes home and starts beating his dog Why are you going to shit here in the next 5 minutes? Because of the beating, you dickwad!"
"You might be a redditor if You clicked."
"If I gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents?"
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