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Joke of the Day

"What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? I just need some bread"

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"Husband: ""Waiter, my wife spilled her water"". Waiter: ""No problem, I'll get you another one"". Husband: ""Make sure the next one likes sports""."

"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"

"There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came outta the cupboard ."

"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."