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Joke of the Day

"Husband: ""Waiter, my wife spilled her water"". Waiter: ""No problem, I'll get you another one"". Husband: ""Make sure the next one likes sports""."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America."

"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""

"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"

"What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."

"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."

"What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? Crude Oil."

"I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction..."

"What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world? Nothing, she's fine."