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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"

"Me: I'm into fitness Trainer: not again M: fitness whole pizza in my mouth T: you should go M: this isn't going to ""workout"" T: LEAVE NOW"

"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"

"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."

"The porn actor's reaction after being denied a raise... I don't get it, I always worked so hard!"

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"