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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"

"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."

"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."

"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"

"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."

"Dad:why are your eyes so red? Son: i was smoking marijuana Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot"