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Joke of the Day
"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."
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"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""
"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."
"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."
"What do you call a french soul singer? Beret White"
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"So a black kid asks his dad..."
"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"
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