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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"No thanks CVS, I don't need a bag. I'll just wrap up my purchase in the 12 foot receipt you just gave me."

"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"My Life Thats the joke"

"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."

"I've slept with a series of triplets i called it a waltz"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."