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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"

"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."

"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."

"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."

"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."

"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""