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Joke of the Day
"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."
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"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"
"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"
"Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant? because he always came in another box."
"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)"