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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"
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"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."
"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. Me Russian, Me got Krass, me put pee pee in your ass."
"My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night... It's like a threesome but it didn't include me."
"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"
"I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words."
"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
"[parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I O: go on M: I th O: tell us M: I'm O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied"