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Joke of the Day

"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""

"My gf said she is going to leave me because of my obsession with the monkeys... I didn't believe her at first, But then i saw her face and now im a believer."

"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."

"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""

"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"

"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"

"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"

"The test results came back, and Frodo's wife can't have a baby. She's non-hobbit forming."

"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."