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Joke of the Day
"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"
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"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."
"I've been having a hard time getting around with my bad leg. Just goes to show limpin' ain't easy!"
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone."
"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"
"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."
"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""
"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."