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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"

"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."

"I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot."

"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."

"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."