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Joke of the Day

"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""

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"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"
"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."
"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."
"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"
"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"
"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."