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Joke of the Day

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"

"A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's ""Baby"" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days."

"No thanks World Cup, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys unsuccessfully try to score I'll just stay on Twitter."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."

"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."

"How did the Italians lose WWII? They ordered ziti instead of shells."

"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"

"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"

"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."