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"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"
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"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"
"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
"My wife is talking about wanting to have children. I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom."
"Don't think I won't spin around and French kiss you if you're standing too close to me in line at the liquor store."
"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."
"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."
"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."