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Joke of the Day

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"

"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."

"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""

"How can you tell when you're in a bad strip club? It's not hard."

"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."