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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."

"Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he's alive."

"Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was a booby trap"

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"

"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."

"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."