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Joke of the Day

"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."

"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney."

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."