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Joke of the Day

"According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, ""I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."""

"How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S."

"Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69? Because it's eight more."

"I think I start my day angry because I'm forced to see myself naked."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"How do you make a cookie dance? Throw a little dough at it!"

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !"

"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."