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Joke of the Day
"I painted my computer black last night Now it runs much faster"
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"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"
"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."
"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"