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Joke of the Day

"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"

"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."

"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."

"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"

"What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons."

"""Dude, what's with the outfit?"" ""Bruh, I got a job as a bouncer"" *hops away in kangaroo costume*"

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."