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Joke of the Day
"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"
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"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."
"What does Sean Spicer call emails? Alternative fax."
"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."
"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"
"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""
"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"
"Got a job at McDonald's as a secret agent for the Burger King."
"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."