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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"
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"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"
"Me: ""OMG, my abs are so sore!"" 12: (sarcastically) ""What abs?"" Me: ""The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."""
"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."
"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"
"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."
"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"
"Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common? Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all."