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Joke of the Day

"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."

"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"

"I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff"

"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"

"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."

"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."