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Joke of the Day
"I know that I have an attitude problem But I just don't care"
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"I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she's a thirty foot half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness."
"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."
"[guy next to me at urinal] ""Is that a 5 or 6?"" ...about 5-1/2 I guess. ""Really? (looks at iPhone on my hip) Can I see it?"" *zips up* No."
"What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups? Fat."
"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
"Someday when I am a parent, I will not vaccinate my kids... I'll get a doctor to do it instead."
"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."