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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"

"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"

"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."

"If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years."

"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."

"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"

"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."

"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."

"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"

"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."