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Joke of the Day
"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."
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"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."
"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."
"The penguin is mightier than the swordguin."
"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"
"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."
"Psychic said I should learn to take criticism better & always consider both sides of an issue, so I gave her the back of my palm to read."
"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."
"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."
"You know when your a procrastinator when... You're"